
One Direction Dads Draw Short Straw Next September
To say that there was a collective groan accompanied the shrieks of tweener and stunted teenage girls when it was announced that British boy band juggernaut, One Direction, would be playing the Ralph next September would be an understatement. From music bloggers to music blog readers to purists rightly bemoaning the fact that the first show at the former Rich Stadium in ages will be a boy band, not to mention Orchard Park residents bracing for an even louder godawful shriek that will be heard for miles around, there wasn’t an abundance of joy on display beyond the OD target demographic. But there’s a demographic that groaned the loudest, and it was from the sorry bastards who will have to take their daughters to the show. Sure, many blokes have already called “NOT IT!” whilst touching their index finger to their nose or are already scheming to have that week[...]